Levi Johnston to Run for Mayor of Wasilla, Alaska

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levi-johnston.jpgFrom MSNBC entertainment:

The Palins might want to start thinking about moving.

Levi Johnston has teamed with a production company to shop a reality series called "Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor's Office," which will--just as the title implies--chronicle his life as he runs for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska.

Or since the mayor's job won't be up for grabs until 2012, as his new campaign manager points out, maybe he'll make a run for city council in the meantime.

This kid is the gift that keeps on giving. 

This is really the type of situation that reality TV was made for - the type of people that are such trainwrecks that no screenwriter could ever possibly make this stuff up.   Seriously, if this was a sitcom, we'd all say it was so out there that no one would watch it.

Former VP candidate (who ran on family values, no less) has teenage daughter who gets pregnant by boyfriend.  Daughter and boyfriend get engaged.  Daughter has baby. Daughter and boyfriend break up.  Boyfriend tells family secrets and poses nude for Playgirl.  Boyfriend sleeps with daughter's friend and possibly gets her pregnant (DNA test results needed for confirmation).  Daughter and Boyfriend get back together and announce it to their families on the cover of a tabloid.  Daughter finds out Boyfriend slept with friend and possibly gets her pregnant and ends engagement a few weeks later.  Boyfriend signs TV deal and decides to run for Mayor of the small town where Mommy VP candidate gets her start.

Now THAT's what we call a plot.

27 Comments

Having posed nude in a women's magazine...... getting elected mayor should be a cinch. Last guy got elected to the U. S Senate.

Ya' know, he IS kinda cute. BTW, how tough a job can that be? We know who the previous officeholder was.

Carguy! So glad that you are back and feeling well!

We have missed you!

Yes, welcome aboard RedEye! Loved your comments on the chron and look forward to seeing them here also.

RedEye,

welcome to the party!

yeah, that happened to my stepmother about 15 years ago...85 and going strong...

I'm glad you're back too and hope you didn't leave your great sense of humor in the OR. Take good care of yourself.

Wonder if Levi will use his Playboy pictures on his campaign posters?

Sarah andd the enitre six-fingered Palin clan deserve him. Go Levi! May you be a never ending source of embarrassment for Palinnation.

So glad I found this blog. A big fan!!!! I, for one, enjoy reading about the Palin Dynasty. It makes me feel good about myself.

Many thanks for your kind sentiments. Doctor says I'm good to go now and should live to be 80. You guys really brightened my day and make all the "effort" worthwhile.

It's SOOOOO important to get any chest pains checked out pronto. For women, it's different, they tend to develop a chronic unexplained cough and numbness in the left arm during exercise. Anybody can develop a coronary blockage. That's what killed Tim
Russert. He ignored the symptoms.

Sad to hear of Ted Stevens passing in a plane crash tragedy. NY Times is reporting Sean O'Keefe and his son survived.

jesus tapdancing christ...

The sad thing is that the show will probably be a hit...
The tragic thing is that he's got a better than average shot of getting elected...
The nauseating thing is that once again we as a society are going to reward mediocrity with recognition and wealth...


Was watching "Armageddon" the other day and was rooting for the asteroid...

(carguy, good to see you up and around again....was about to send out a search party)

I am so happy you're back!

You've been missed.

Carguy Unplugged?

ROFL! Priceless!

That's why I love you guys so much.....

Carguy! It's good to see you back! And better than ever I presume. We've missed your insight and of course your humor. Can we call you "Carguy Unplugged" now? ;-) Glad you are rested and well now. Now go kick some ass again!

And on that note...I think Sean O'keefe was on that Alaskan plane, as well. I wonder if they'll find them?

By the way, I really have missed my conspiracy sounding board... :O)

glad you're back, Mr. Carguy (anybody that's had a bypass deserves to be called MR.)

Wow, carguy. Sure hope you are feeling more the thing now. We've missed you.

You know, the song "Celebrity" by Brad Paisley could have been written about the entire Palin/Johnston clan.

Double coronary bypass?! Geez!

Welcome back, we've missed you. I hope all is well now.

I'm back. Rested and with a bad attitude after a double coronary bypass.

The amazing thing about America is that one can have celebrity "bestowed" upon them by simply BEING a dumbass or behaving badly. The list is endless.

Frankly, I don't blame Levi. He's gona end up a millionaire.

It's very sad he passed this way. It was his second plane crash - what are the odds?

Sorry, that should be "Stevens".

Reported on HuffPo that former Sen. Ted Stephens was killed in the plane crash in Alaska last night.

I have to agree with carol Please just make them all GO AWAY. I am so totally sick of hearing about them, reading about them.
They're all a bunch of total @$$$-heads.

Hey, don't misunderestimate the value of total dumbassedness. It's paid off pretty well for his almost, coulda been, on again, off again, mother-in-law.

Please just make them go away....

Um....shouldn't he do something like....GET AN EDUCATION first?

What a total dumbass.

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